What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 23:59
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?
Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?